Life Is Too Short...

Life Is Too Short...

My favorite coffee shop (which says a lot coming from a devout tea drinker) is Caribou Coffee. For the longest time I was bored with their marketing materials and silly little slogans that didn't make sense. Which is why when I stopped in there on a study break the other week I was elated to find that they've upgraded their style with new cups, sleeves and napkins. They're quite snazzy, and very engaging I think... This one in particular spoke to and inspired me to make my own 'Life's too short for...' list.

Life's too short for many things but here are a few frivolities that immediately come to mind...

* eating imitation crab * drinking bad tea * stank attitudes * fake nails ** grudges ** laziness * holding back in love * hiding feelings * jealousy * chaos * neglecting loved ones * foolishness * fear * low self-esteem * slow internet * lying * wastefulness * mediocre sex * faking orgasms * bad fiction * watching 'Cheaters' * being unkempt * standing still * thinking inside the box * wine that tastes like spit * always texting instead of talking * fast food * diet soda * being rude to strangers * skipping dessert * well vodka * brooding over the future * too much TV * arguing over leaving the toilet seat up * taking wooden nickels * fighting over boys * always taking the easy route * hiding out in closets * sweating the small shit * arguing with strangers * getting even * falling down in a publicly drunken stupor * Splenda * denying your real age * substitutions for love *

This is, of course is not an exhaustive list, just a few thoughts... feel free to add your 2 cents ;)